Marketing - one size fits all

Genuine find, serious company:

XXX provides a holistic strategy perspective that enables organizations to be more successful, adaptive and flexible in today's ever-changing market environment full of fragmentation and increasing commodities. We empower individuals within those organizations by giving them a personal toolset to manage the increasing chatter of ubiquitous information and extend comprehension as well as the basis for everyday decisions to an organization wide context.

Our services strategically develop your organization's knowledge as a production factor in order to make optimal use of it. The core of our service portfolio is a technological platform that consistently makes available innovations in the areas of AAA, BBB and CCC.

Yawn, yawn.

Come to think of it, being bombarded by such crap can only lead to a corruption of the language. No wonder that suicides at Gitmo become "acts of war" and that someone can be "brought to justice" by dropping a bomb on him.